M-I-A-O

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It's a stupid word that people use when they're too lazy to say Miami properly
@billybob: I'm going to M-I-A-O instead of Miami because I'm too tired to talk
My mom said, 'Go to M-I-A-O, I don't wanna hear about it anymore'
My teacher wrote 'M-I-A-O' on the board and said it was a substitute for Miami because he's a bad teacher
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The king of all words, a fancy way to say pimp that makes you feel extra important
My cousin said he was the M-I-A-O of the block and now he's famous
I told my friend I was the M-I-A-O and now he thinks I'm cool
My mom said I was the M-I-A-O and now I'm getting extra allowance
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The last level of boredom. You're so bored you type the keyboard forwards, backwards, sideways, and backwards sideways. Then you add spaces. Then you die.
I was so bored I typed the keyboard like a madman and now I'm in a coma
My sister said she was doing the keyboard thing and now she's stuck in a loop
I tried the keyboard thing and now I'm stuck in a room with no doors
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A cool guy with a ton of names. He's annoying but you can't help it because he's too awesome to ignore
My friend said Ishmael was the M-I-A-O and now he's my favorite person
I saw Ishmael at the mall and he was annoying but I still followed him
My teacher said Ishmael was the M-I-A-O and now I have to do extra homework
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Pressing the space bar feels so good you forget everything else. If you don't press it, you're stuck in a boring place forever.
I pressed the space bar 100 times and now I'm happy
My brother said he was stuck in a boring place and now he's a vegetable
I pressed the space bar and now I can't stop doing it
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