M. Harwood

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A title for people who pretend to cough but really just can't handle the smell of bad hair and expired pizza.
I swear I saw him gag during science just because the lab rat smelled like his mom's old sock.
She tried to act cool but ended up facepalming during the frog dissection.
He fake-retched so hard he got a sticker for participation.
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A guy who thinks he’s tough but gets wheezed out by the smell of mildew and regret.
He tried to act like he didn’t care but his face turned red like a tomato during the mold experiment.
He actually ran out of the classroom because of the cheese experiment.
He looked like he was about to cry during the bacteria slide.
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A student who gets so grossed out by science they think they’re going to die during period 6.
He threw up in the trash can after the human heart demonstration.
She had to leave the room because the lungs looked like old socks.
He tried to pretend he was okay but his face was green like a lime.
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