M File

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A guy’s secret folder full of hot girl pictures he uses to jerk off. Also called the "Masturbation File."

My M File has 477 pictures of my ex. She’s in there wearing socks. I don’t know why.

I took a selfie in the shower and added it to my M File. Now I get hard every time I see it.

My M File is like a dating app. Except I only date hot girls. And I don’t talk to them.

The guy version of a diary. But instead of writing stuff, he saves pictures of hot girls to use when he’s alone and needs a quick hard-on.

I added my gym instructor to my M File. She’s got a six-pack and a smile that makes me forget my workout.

My M File has 12 pictures of the same girl. I still don’t know why I keep adding her.

I took a picture of my neighbor’s dog and put it in my M File. It’s not hot. But it’s cute. And that counts.

A guy’s special place where he keeps all the hot girl pictures he’s ever seen. He uses it to get off when he’s bored or angry.

I took a picture of my teacher’s butt and added it to my M File. I got in trouble. But it was worth it.

My M File has 23 pictures of my cousin. She’s not hot. But she’s my cousin. And I like her.

I took a picture of my mom and put it in my M File. She’s not hot. But she’s my mom. And I don’t want to get in trouble.