M-EZ Disease

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M-EZ Disease is when you get all worked up over someone you like, but once they like you back, you lose interest and act like you never cared. It's like your brain hits the snooze button on love.
'I was head over heels for him until he texted me back. Now I'm just annoyed.'
'She was all over me until I said yes. Now she's ghosting me.'
'I loved him until he loved me back. Now I'm just confused.'
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M-EZ Disease is when you're hot for someone, but once they're hot for you, you're like, 'whatever' and walk away like you're not a total mess.
'He was my dream guy until he asked me out. Now I'm just his ex.'
'She was my main squeeze until she said yes. Now I'm just her ex.'
'I was in love with him until he loved me back. Now I'm just sad.'
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M-EZ Disease is when you're totally into someone, but the second they're into you, you're like, 'meh' and you're a total disappointment to everyone.
'I was dying for him until he asked me out. Now I'm just bored.'
'She was my everything until she said yes. Now she's just my ex.'
'I was obsessed with him until he loved me back. Now I'm just a total disappointment.'
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M-EZ Disease is when you're all over someone, but once they're all over you, you're like, 'whatever' and you're a total joke to everyone.
'I was texting him nonstop until he texted me back. Now I'm just a joke.'
'She was my everything until she said yes. Now I'm just a joke.'
'I was smitten with him until he loved me back. Now I'm just a joke.'
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M-EZ Disease is when you're totally into someone, but the second they're into you, you're like, 'fine' and you're the worst kind of person.
'I was head over heels for him until he said yes. Now I'm just fine.'
'She was my everything until she said yes. Now I'm just fine.'
'I was obsessed with him until he loved me back. Now I'm just fine.'
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