M-Chris

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A guy who reeks like a fart in a locker room, shows off his cock like it's the Eiffel Tower, and chills with that weed all day.
My man M-Chris walks in and the whole room smells like a wet sock and a dead rat.
He shows off his cock like it's the final level of a video game.
He’s always smoking that herb like it’s the last cigarette in the world.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s got the biggest cock in the history of dicks. Girls can’t get enough of him. They sleep with him, eat his cock, and beg for more.
Girls line up just to touch his cock and then cry when he leaves.
He’s like a cock buffet and the girls are all starving.
He eats cereal with his cock and the girls just watch in awe.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A hot guy who gets all the girls. His cock is so big it could be a whole new species. Girls sleep with him, get fucked in the mouth, the ass, and the pussy. They cry from the joy.
Girls sleep with him and come out crying like they just lost their best friend.
He’s got a cock so big it could start a war.
He gives blowjobs so good that girls write songs about it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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