m ceitlin

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A messed-up brain that thinks time is just a suggestion and doesn't care if it's 3 a. m. or 3 p. m. in some other part of the world.

'I'm going to bed now. See you tomorrow... or next week.'

'Why are you awake? I just woke up.'

'It's Tuesday. No, it's still Monday.'

A person who thinks time zones are just fake and that they can party like it's 2012 no matter the hour.

'I'm still hungover from last night's 3 a. m. pizza run.'

'It's 10 a. m. here, but it's 2 a. m. in my brain.'

'I live in three time zones at once.'

A brain that thinks time is just a suggestion and has no idea what day it is unless someone tells them.

'I thought today was Friday. It's actually Wednesday. I'm still mad.'

'I got up at 11 a. m. and thought I was late.'

'I missed my flight because I thought it was at 9 a. m. instead of 9 p. m.'

A person who thinks the world stops spinning just because they're tired and doesn't know what day it is.

'I missed my meeting because I thought it was on Monday. It was on Monday. I was just tired.'

'I woke up and thought I was still in bed.'

'I scheduled my lunch for 7 p. m. and showed up at 7 a. m.'

A mind that has no idea what time it is and thinks it's always the weekend.

'I'm working today, but I still think it's Friday.'

'I took the day off because I thought it was Sunday.'

'I'm still wearing pajamas because I don't know what day it is.'