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Beers that get opened, taken a sip of, and then slapped back on the table like they’re the worst thing ever. This happens over and over all night until morning, when they’re just a sad, empty reminder of bad decisions.

I opened a beer, took one sip, and dropped it like it burned me.

That beer was barely touched. I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.

I had three of these. I'm not proud. I'm just hungover.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Beers that get opened, sipped, and then left to die. The same person does this like it’s their full-time job, and by morning, the beers are just a bunch of empty cans mocking you.

I opened a beer. Took one sip. Left it. Like I had a choice.

That beer was still there when I woke up. I’m insulted.

I did this four times. I’m not a hero. I’m a drunk.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Beers that are treated like they’re the enemy. You open them, take one sip, and then leave them alone. You do this over and over until the next day, when you realize you wasted your life on this nonsense.

That beer was barely touched. I took a sip and left it. I’m a coward.

I had six of these. I’m not proud. I’m just sad.

I opened a beer, took one sip, and left it like it was a bad breakup.

by Slangipedia 9d ago