Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Romanian way to say you’re so dumb it feels like you split me in two with your brainless mess.

My cousin tried to explain the internet like it was a horse and carriage. M-ai spart in doua.

When my dog ate my homework and I still failed the test. M-ai spart in doua.

My mom said I was going to fail school. M-ai spart in doua.

2

You’re so clueless it’s like you took a sledgehammer to my brain.

My friend thought the sky was green. M-ai spart in doua.

My teacher said I was going to get kicked out. M-ai spart in doua.

I tried to cook and burned the house down. M-ai spart in doua.

3

You’re so stupid it’s like you took a dump on my brain.

My little brother asked why the sun sets. M-ai spart in doua.

My dad told me I’d never get a job. M-ai spart in doua.

I tried to fix the TV and it exploded. M-ai spart in doua.

4

You’re so dumb it feels like you split me into two pieces of trash.

My classmate thought math was a type of candy. M-ai spart in doua.

My brother told me I’d never be popular. M-ai spart in doua.

I tried to play the piano and it screamed. M-ai spart in doua.

5

You’re so clueless it’s like you kicked my brain into the garbage.

My neighbor thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel. M-ai spart in doua.

My mom said I was going to be homeless. M-ai spart in doua.

I tried to build a treehouse and it collapsed. M-ai spart in doua.

6

You’re so dumb it’s like you hit my brain with a brick.

My friend thought the ocean was made of coffee. M-ai spart in doua.

My teacher said I’d never graduate. M-ai spart in doua.

I tried to ride a bike and fell into a ditch. M-ai spart in doua.