Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy so stupid he thinks he’s the main character of a show no one watches anymore.

My cousin thinks he’s M 8't because he eats cereal for dinner.

My dog thinks he’s M 8't because he barks at the TV.

My teacher thinks he’s M 8't because he failed math twice.

2

A man so clueless he thinks his face is a meme that’s still relevant.

My uncle thinks he’s M 8't because he posts his face on Instagram every day.

My neighbor thinks he’s M 8't because he wears a hat inside.

My brother thinks he’s M 8't because he still uses a flip phone.

3

A guy who thinks he’s a hero when he’s just really bad at everything.

My dad thinks he’s M 8't because he tried to fix the Wi-Fi and broke it.

My friend thinks he’s M 8't because he tried to dance and fell over.

My mom thinks she’s M 8't because she thinks she’s a pop star.

4

A man who thinks he’s cool, but everyone else thinks he’s a mess.

My cousin thinks he’s M 8't because he wears socks with sandals.

My brother thinks he’s M 8't because he talks to his plants.

My friend thinks he’s M 8't because he still uses a paper map.

5

A guy so dumb he thinks he’s a cartoon character from a show no one cares about.

My friend thinks he’s M 8't because he eats a whole pizza for breakfast.

My dad thinks he’s M 8't because he thinks he can fly.

My neighbor thinks he’s M 8't because he sings in the shower every day.

6

A man who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just really bad at life.

My brother thinks he’s M 8't because he thinks he can beat up a robot.

My mom thinks she’s M 8't because she thinks she’s a movie star.

My uncle thinks he’s M 8't because he thinks he’s a superhero.