m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

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The M4 is like the M16’s flabby cousin, lighter, tougher, and way less likely to blow up in your face.

My M4 never lets me down. The M16? It’s a moody diva.

The M4 is the reason I don’t have a third degree burn on my arm.

M4 is the only rifle that doesn’t make me yell at it.

This M4 is the smallest, lightest, and most annoying version of the M16, it’s like the M16 got a bad haircut and a personality disorder.

I hate the M16. The M4 is just the M16 with more problems.

The M4 is like a smart kid in a dumb class, it’s just waiting for the teacher to mess up.

The M4 is the M16’s version of a smart phone, it’s all flash and no meat.

M4A1 with a M203 is like a gun with a grenade launcher, it’s the ultimate weapon for people who want to blow things up and feel important.

I bring the M203 everywhere. I don’t need a grenade, I’m already the grenade.

The M203 is like having a punch in your gun, it’s the ultimate flex.

M4 with M203 is like a lunch lady with a grenade, it’s chaos in a backpack.

The M4A1 and M203 are proof that gun nuts are too dumb to spell and even dumber to vote.

My gun nut uncle can’t spell M4A1, and he still votes for the dumbest guy.

M4A1 is a spelling disaster. It’s like gun nuts took a test and failed it.

If the M4A1 had a GPA, it would be like a gun nut’s math grade, F.

Marines train with the M4 and M203 because it’s the easiest way to teach newbies how to shoot and how to throw a grenade, and how to survive both.

The M203 is the only thing that makes new marines cry, and maybe the grenade.

Marines train with M4 and M203, it’s like math class but with explosions.

Training with the M203 is like learning to ride a bike, but with a grenade launcher.