L.Y.F.A.A.

L. Y. F. A. A., because I still love you even though you make me smell like a garbage can.

You say L. Y. F. A. A. but I know you're just pretending you don't stink.

L. Y. F. A. A., I'll never forget the time you peed on my shoes and called it a hug.

L. Y. F. A. A., but don’t forget I still owe you for that time you bit my finger.

You say L. Y. F. A. A. but I still hate you for stealing my lunch.

L. Y. F. A. A., even though you still talk to my dog more than you talk to me.

L. Y. F. A. A., and I still won’t stop making you listen to my terrible music.

You say L. Y. F. A. A. but I know you’re just waiting for me to finally leave.

L. Y. F. A. A., I swear I’ll still cuss you out every day even when we’re old.

L. Y. F. A. A., even when I forgot your birthday and brought you a cake for my own birthday.

You say L. Y. F. A. A. but I still cuss you out for stealing my snacks.

L. Y. F. A. A., even when I made you cry with my terrible jokes.

L. Y. F. A. A., I still won’t stop wearing my pants inside out.

You say L. Y. F. A. A. but I still cuss you out for not liking my dog.

L. Y. F. A. A., even when I forgot to brush my teeth for a week.