L'Via L'Viaquez

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A song by The Mars Volta. The kind of music you blast when you’re doing wild, messy, furious sex that makes your neighbors call the cops.

I had sex to L'Via L'Viaquez and my dog started howling like he saw a ghost.

My roommate and I did a full-on dance number to L'Via L'Viaquez and then we had sex on the floor.

I listened to L'Via L'Viaquez while I was having sex and my mom walked in and asked if I was possessed.

A song by The Mars Volta. The soundtrack to your wildest, most chaotic, and most sweaty love sessions.

I had sex to L'Via L'Viaquez and my sheets looked like a war zone.

I played L'Via L'Viaquez during my sex session and my cat started doing the cha-cha.

I had sex to L'Via L'Viaquez and my neighbor came to my door and asked if I was a rock star.

A song by The Mars Volta. The music you play when you’re doing sex so crazy it feels like you’re possessed by the devil himself.

I had sex to L'Via L'Viaquez and my bed started vibrating like it had a life of its own.

I had sex to L'Via L'Viaquez and my brother walked in and said, 'You people are insane.'

I had sex to L'Via L'Viaquez and my phone started playing the song by itself.