Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to be so bad at something you make it look like a disaster

I tried to cook breakfast and it looked like a fire happened in the kitchen.

He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat was screaming into a blender.

She tried to dance and it was like watching a robot fall apart.

2

to be so weak you could be hit by a feather and cry like a baby

He got poked in the arm and started sobbing like his mom died.

She lost a game and cried so hard I thought she was going to faint.

He saw a spider and ran out of the room like it was the end of the world.

3

to be so clueless you think the sky is falling and it's just a cloud

He thought the lights going out was the end of the world.

She thought a traffic jam was a war.

He saw a shadow and screamed like it was a monster.

4

to be so bad you make the good people look amazing

He sang so badly I wanted to run away.

She played the piano like it was on fire.

He tried to do a magic trick and it was just a paper airplane.

5

to be so pitiful you could make a sad dog feel proud

He fell down and cried like he was dying.

She got a B and cried like she failed life.

He lost a game and hid under his bed like it was a horror movie.

6

to be so slow you could make a snail look like a race car

He took forever to answer a question.

She walked so slow it was like watching a turtle on a treadmill.

He took ten minutes to pick up a pencil.