L'Spulge

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The L'Spulge is a human who takes the insult and turns it into their identity like it's their full-time job and they get a paycheck for it.
My cousin got called L'Spulge at school and now he wears it like a badge of honor.
She texted me: 'You’re the L'Spulge of this group chat.' I replied: 'I accept the title.'
At the party, he yelled, 'I am the L'Spulge!' and nobody knew what to do.
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The L'Spulge is someone who not only accepts the insult but also makes you feel bad for not being as bad as them.
He said, 'You’re not even a real L'Spulge. You’re just a side dish.'
At the table, she said, 'You’re not the L'Spulge. I am.'
He DM’d me: 'You’re not even close to being the L'Spulge. You’re just a shadow.'
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The L'Spulge is a person who takes the insult and runs with it like it’s the best thing that ever happened to them.
He posted on Instagram: 'L'Spulge here. No regrets.'
She told her friends, 'I’m the L'Spulge. I live for this.'
He said in class, 'I’m not just the L'Spulge. I’m the king of the L'Spulge.'
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The L'Spulge is the person who lets the insult become their life and makes it their mission to ruin your day.
He sent me a message: 'You’re not even the L'Spulge. I am. And I’m going to make sure you remember that.'
At the park, she said, 'I’m the L'Spulge. I’m going to ruin your day.'
He yelled, 'You’re not the L'Spulge. I am. And I’m going to beat you at everything.'
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The L'Spulge is someone who takes the insult like it’s a compliment and acts like it’s the best thing ever.
He said, 'L'Spulge? That’s the best title I’ve ever had.'
She told her friend, 'I’m the L'Spulge. It’s a compliment.'
He posted online: 'L'Spulge? I wear it with pride.'
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The L'Spulge is a person who not only accepts the insult but makes you feel like you’re the one who failed.
He said, 'You failed. I’m the L'Spulge.'
She told me, 'You’re not even close. I’m the L'Spulge.'
He yelled, 'You’re the one who failed. I’m the L'Spulge.'
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