l'shanda

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A l'shanda is a woman who’s got everything, looks, brains, and the attitude to back it up. She’s short, but she’s got a punch, and she’s not afraid to use it when you’re too dumb to know what you want.
My ex was a l'shanda, but she left me for a guy who knew how to cook.
I saw my cousin's girlfriend, and I swear she was a l'shanda in disguise.
My neighbor’s wife is a l'shanda, and she doesn’t take no mess from nobody.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A l'shanda is the kind of woman who makes your life a mess, but you don’t care because she’s hot and she’s got a sharp tongue and a sharper mind.
My friend’s girlfriend is a l'shanda, and she kicked his ass for eating my leftovers.
My mom says I’m a l'shanda, but I think she’s just trying to impress my dad.
That barista at the coffee shop is a l'shanda, and I’m not even lying.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A l'shanda is a woman who can handle your dumbass and still look good while doing it. She’s got the brains to know you’re an idiot and the looks to make you forget it.
My brother’s girlfriend is a l'shanda, and she told him he was a dumbass in front of all his friends.
My coworker’s wife is a l'shanda, and she’s got the patience of a saint.
That waitress at the diner is a l'shanda, and I’m gonna ask her out later.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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