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What your friends yell at you when you lose so bad it looks like you’re trying to fail on purpose.
You: I got 10 kills. Him: You got 10 kills? I got 100 kills. You: I have 100 kills too. Him: You got 100 kills? I have 1000 kills.
You: I beat you. Him: You beat me? I beat you 3 times before you even started playing.
You: I’m not even trying. Him: You’re not even trying? I’m not even breathing.