L'Pryor

She explained how to tie a shoe like it was a college lecture.

He told me the same joke three times in one conversation.

She argued with the microwave about the best way to heat popcorn.

She said she could beat Einstein at chess and then lost to a kid in the lunchroom.

She claimed the moon was her ex and that's why it was always sad.

She fought the vending machine because it wouldn't give her a soda.

He said he invented the wheel and then got lost in the parking lot.

She tried to explain gravity to a dog and got bit.

He claimed he could speak every language and then asked for the password to the Wi-Fi.