L'Oreal

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The worst makeup company on Earth. They promise big money to their suppliers and then laugh in their faces when they don't deliver. Their quality people are like monsters who pick apart every little thing with no mercy.

My supplier just got rejected for a L'Oreal order because the lipstick was 0.01mm too pink.

L'Oreal's quality team is like a group of sadistic elves who only like perfection.

I tried to deliver 10,000 lipsticks and they rejected all of them because the packaging wasn't 'spicy enough'.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Someone who isn't perfect, but you still want to bang them because they're worth it.

My ex is not perfect, but I still want to bang her because she's worth it.

My cousin's bf is a disaster, but he's worth it.

My mom's friend is 50 and has a face like a boiled potato, but she's worth it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

French for giving head. It's a fancy word for something you do with your mouth and your brain.

My boyfriend said we should try L'Oreal this weekend.

L'Oreal is better than a massage from a sad old man.

I did L'Oreal on my teacher and got detention.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A fake world where you're hot, smart, and rich. You get it by buying expensive makeup that costs more than your rent.

I bought a $200 lipstick and suddenly I thought I was rich.

After using L'Oreal, I thought I was a supermodel.

I bought a $500 eye shadow palette and now I believe I’m a goddess.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A cheap makeup company that tests on animals like it's a holiday. They're rude, mean, and don't care if you're screaming in pain.

I saw a rabbit cry when they did L'Oreal tests on it.

L'Oreal's scientists are like sadistic kids with tweezers.

They tested on a dog and it now hates Mondays.

by Slangipedia 9d ago