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Your family name, the one you’re stuck with, like a curse from your ancestors.
Hey, what's your last name?
I wish my last name was 'Coolperson' instead of 'McGoo'.
My last name is so bad, my dog calls me 'Sir'.
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Your last name is like your middle name but way more important, and people use it in fanfics because they can’t think of anything else.
Your last name is the only thing that makes you special in this fanfic.
I don’t care about your first name, I want your last name.
Your last name is so basic, it’s like your name is 'John Doe'.
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A late-night whack is when you come home from a night of getting rejected by every guy who looks like a taco, and you just take it out on yourself.
I did a late-night whack after getting dumped by the taco guy.
I had a late-night whack so hard, my neighbor called the police.
Late-night whack is my favorite hobby.
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A nigger-loving jewboy is the worst insult, and NLJ is the version you use when you can’t say it in front of your mom.
He’s a nigger-loving jewboy, and I’m not even mad.
I called him a nigger-loving jewboy in front of my mom, and now I’m grounded.
NLJ is like the fancy version of the insult.
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The Illini cheer is when you yell 'I-L-L' and everyone yells back 'I-N-I' like it's a battle cry from ancient times.
I yelled 'I-L-L' and the whole school answered back 'I-N-I' like it was a war.
At Disney World, I did the Illini cheer and confused a group of kids.
I did the Illini cheer so loud, even the cheesehead yelled back.
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Your LMNOP is the guy who takes you even when you’re drunk, ugly, and your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.
My LMNOP is the guy who took me even though I smelled like a garbage can.
I went with my LMNOP because I had no other options.
My LMNOP is the reason I still have a shot at getting laid.