Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m gonna slap your face so hard I’ll squirt my load on it

My cousin just said that to my mom after she yelled at him for eating my sandwich

He texted me that during lunch and I got 10 detentions

She used it as a threat when I stole her phone

2

I’ll punch your face until my cum comes out of your ears

He said it to my teacher after she gave him a zero for drawing on the desk

She used it in a tweet about her ex

I used it to describe my brother after he ate my homework

3

I’m gonna make your face my cum sponge

He said that to my friend’s mom at the grocery store

She used it in a DM to my crush

I said it to my dog after he ate my math test

4

Your face is gonna be my cum mop

My friend said that to my dad after he yelled at him for skipping gym

She used it in a TikTok about her crush

I said it to my brother after he spilled soda on my shirt

5

I’ll spray my cum all over your face like it’s a soda machine

He said that to my mom after she screamed at him for eating my sandwich again

She used it in a tweet about her crush

I said it to my dog after he ate my report card

6

Your face is gonna get a cum facial

He said that to my teacher after she gave him a detention

She used it in a DM to her crush

I said it to my brother after he ate my lunch