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Let me chow down on your open sandwich yam salad while I sip my caramel iced macchiato like it’s water and you’re an ostrich with no sense.

My lunch is so bad I need your open sandwich yam salad to survive.

I’m drinking my caramel iced macchiato like it’s the last drink on Earth and you’re a stupid ostrich.

I’m so hungry I’d eat your yam salad and call it a day.

Let me devour your open sandwich yam salad and drink my caramel iced macchiato while you act like an ostrich who can’t even understand basic food.

Your yam salad is the only thing keeping me from crying.

I’m sipping my caramel iced macchiato like it’s a royal drink and you’re a dumb ostrich.

I’m eating your sandwich like it’s a trophy and you’re the loser.

I’m about to eat your open sandwich yam salad and drink my caramel iced macchiato while you’re just there, being an ostrich and not helping at all.

Your yam salad is so good I might actually eat it without being forced.

I’m sipping my caramel iced macchiato like I’m fancy and you’re just a stupid ostrich.

I’m going to eat your open sandwich and then laugh at you like you’re a lost ostrich.