L&M Reds

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The cheapest way to feel like you're failing at life. Only the saddest kids buy these.
I spent my lunch money on L&M Reds. Now I'm crying in the hallway.
My mom said I was wasting my allowance on L&M Reds. I told her to go to hell.
I ate three L&M Reds and still failed math. Life is hard.
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The red smoke of regret. Only the emo kid who thinks everyone hates them buys these.
I smoked a L&M Red and cried in the bathroom. My friend laughed at me.
I bought a L&M Red because my life is a disaster.
My crush saw me smoking a L&M Red. Now I’m the most embarrassing kid in school.
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The only thing that makes you feel like you’re not totally broken. But also totally broken.
I smoked a L&M Red and felt cool for 10 seconds. Then I remembered I failed algebra.
I used my last dollar on a L&M Red. Now I have nothing but regret.
I gave my L&M Red to my dog. Now it's sad too.
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