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L&M is a smug way to sign off an e-mail like you’re sending a love letter to your ex while still being mad at them. It comes from a message board where people talked about Brian Wilson’s song, which is about as good as being stuck in a traffic jam on a Tuesday.

Hey bro, I’m gonna sign off with L&M because I feel fancy and you don’t.

L&M, bro. You’re a disappointment, but I still like you.

L&M, because I can’t think of anything else and I’m too lazy to type ‘Love and Mercy’.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

L&M is like the e-mail version of a love letter, but it’s from people who think they’re cool and also really like Brian Wilson’s music. It started on a message board, which is where people go to complain about their lives and then sign it with L&M, like they’re royalty.

L&M, because I’m cool and you’re not.

L&M, I’m sending this from a toilet and I’m proud.

L&M, because I like Brian Wilson and also I’m lazy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

L&M is a cigarette so good, it makes your face look like a smoky bar in a bad movie. It’s sold in Europe, and the light version is like smoking with a hint of regret.

I smoke L&M like it’s my job, and my lungs thank me.

L&M lights? That’s for people who still have a little dignity left.

I smoke L&M so hard, I look like a pirate who just lost his ship.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Low Marble Count is when your brain is so full of junk food and bad decisions, you forget your own name. It’s like being a 60-year-old kid who still thinks the weekend is a holiday.

I have Low Marble Count, so I forgot I was supposed to go to work.

Low Marble Count hit me hard, and I thought my cat was my mom.

I woke up with Low Marble Count and thought my dog was a politician.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A glitcher from RuneScape who yells ‘I need mod’ like it’s a life-or-death situation. He’s holding his box like it’s the last loaf of bread in the world.

I need mod, I need mod, I need mod, I need mod, I need mod, I need mod, I need mod, I need mod.

I’m holding my box like it’s my soul.

I’m a glitcher, and I’m yelling ‘I need mod’ like it’s a religion.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a dumb memory trick to help you remember the order of musical modes, like it’s the worst kind of homework. The phrase is ‘I Dig Phat Ladies, Mostly All Lesbian,’ which is as cool as your uncle’s music taste.

I Dig Phat Ladies, Mostly All Lesbian, because I’m trying to remember modes and I’m too lazy to think.

I use that phrase to remember musical modes like it’s my life’s mission.

I Dig Phat Ladies, Mostly All Lesbian, because I’m a weirdo and I like music.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

LMNOP’s are the last option when you’re trying to get laid and everything else failed. They’re the guys who take you even if you smell like a gym sock and your hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.

I went with LMNOP because I didn’t care if he had a beard and a mustache.

LMNOP’s are the guys who take you even if you look like a disaster.

I took the LMNOP because I was too drunk to think straight.

by Slangipedia 9d ago