L.L.Bean

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L. L. Bean is for posers who think they’re fancy just because they wear flannel and a stupid hat. It’s overpriced, but it’s got class and lasts forever. Don’t be fooled by the stupid book bags, they’re just a hint of how much of a loser you’re gonna be.
My mom bought me a L. L. Bean jacket for my birthday. It cost more than my video game console.
My dad wears the same flannel every day. It’s got holes in it, but he still thinks he’s a tough guy.
I tried to look cool in my L. L. Bean hat. Now I just look like I got hit by a bus.
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L. L. Bean is for ugly, boring, tree-hugging nerds who think they’re cool because they live in Freeport, Maine. It’s expensive, it’s ugly, and it’s got no style. You wear it and think you’re a tough New Englander. You’re not. You’re just a sad, boring kid.
My brother wears L. L. Bean every day. He thinks he’s a tough guy. He’s just a tree-hugging nerd.
I got a L. L. Bean shirt for my birthday. It looked like it came out of a trash can.
My mom wears L. L. Bean every day. She thinks she’s a tough New Englander. She’s just a sad, boring kid.
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