Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting locked and laid is when you get stuck in a jail cell and then immediately get laid by someone who looks like a cop but isn't.

I got locked and laid after I tried to steal a donut from the jail cafeteria.

He got locked and laid because he told the guard he was a pizza delivery guy.

She got locked and laid because she said she had a warrant for a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

2

A place that serves kick ass food is where you go to eat and then immediately forget about your problems because the food is so good it hits you like a freight train.

That L&L is the best place I've ever been. The food is like a love letter to my stomach.

I went to that L&L and ate so much I couldn't fit into my pants.

My mom took me to L&L and I ate all the chicken.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

3

Those weird face symbols are like a middle finger from a ghost. It’s like someone is staring at you and saying, 'You're annoying.'

My friend sent me that face and I knew I messed up.

I saw that face in a group chat and I knew I was in trouble.

That face showed up in my DMs and I knew I was going to be roasted.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

4

Rolling heads is when you're so tired and drunk that your brain is like a bunch of marbles bouncing around in a tin can.

I was rolling heads after I drank 10 shots and skipped class.

She was rolling heads because she tried to do 10 push-ups and failed.

He was rolling heads and said, 'I can't even think straight anymore.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

5

That middle finger emoticon is like telling someone to go to hell, but with more drama and less patience.

He sent me that finger and I knew he was mad.

She texted me that finger because I ate her last taco.

That finger came up in a group chat and I knew I was in trouble.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

6

Lots of Love is when you say you love someone, but you're too lazy to write the whole thing so you just say 'L&L' and then go back to scrolling through TikTok.

He sent me L&L and then went back to watching cat videos.

She said L&L and then took a nap.

I got L&L from my crush and I was like, 'That's cute.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

7

Double Birds is when you're so fed up that you flip someone the bird with both hands like you're trying to summon a demon to help you beat them up.

He flipped me double birds because I ate his last slice of pizza.

She did double birds because I said her dog was ugly.

I flipped my teacher double birds because I got detention again.

by Slangipedia 9d ago