L+J/A

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L+J/A is ancient trash talk from a bunch of fake holy people. They whispered it in some dusty old cave and now it’s used by fake holy people today who don’t even know what it means.
Bro, why are you wearing a robe in the middle of the mall? L+J/A, baby.
My mom says I should do L+J/A every Sunday, even though she doesn’t know what it means.
My teacher called me L+J/A for not doing my homework. It was unfair.
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Nigger Loving Jewboy is the worst insult you can throw at someone. It’s like saying your enemy loves your enemy. It’s the insult of insults.
That guy at the gym said I was a Nigger Loving Jewboy. I said, 'You’re a Nigger Loving Jewboy too!'
My grandma called my friend a Nigger Loving Jewboy. I told her to stop talking like that.
At the bank, the guy behind me said, 'You look like a Nigger Loving Jewboy.' I said, 'I’m a Nigger Loving Jewboy, and I like it.'
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Relationship goals are when you and your partner are so in love, you think you're the best couple ever. You post your selfies and say things like 'we’re forever.'
My ex and I were relationship goals. Then he left me for a girl who had a cat.
My sister says she and her boyfriend are relationship goals. They’ve been together for two weeks.
I saw my neighbor’s kids and thought, 'those two are relationship goals.' Then I realized they’re still in elementary school.
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Winners are people who think they’re the best at everything. They’re always bragging and acting like they don’t need anyone else.
My cousin says he’s a winner because he beat me at Mario Kart. That’s not winning.
The winner of the spelling bee said, 'I’m the best. You’re all losers.'
My brother says he’s a winner because he has 100 followers on TikTok.
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L double M J is a group of kids who draw stupid stuff in art class and sign it like they’re famous. They think they’re cool, but they’re just dumb.
My art teacher says L double M J drew a dragon on the board. It looked like a blob with legs.
My friend is in L double M J. He drew a cat wearing a hat and signed it L double M J.
L double M J drew a unicorn on the board and said it was 'the best drawing ever.' It looked like a blob with wings.
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Typing the alphabet backwards is when you’re so lazy, you just hit every key on the keyboard from Z to A. You do it because you’re too tired to think.
I was so bored, I typed the alphabet backwards. It looked like garbage.
My brother did the alphabet backwards in the middle of class. The teacher said, 'What is this?'
I typed the alphabet backwards because I had to wait for the bus for 20 minutes.
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The alphabet backwards is just the letters flipped. It's like writing a message that makes no sense. It’s for people who are too lazy to think.
My mom wrote the alphabet backwards on my homework. It said, 'Z Y X W V U T...' and I got a zero.
I did the alphabet backwards on my phone. It looked like a mess.
My teacher said I did the alphabet backwards. I said, 'It’s not backwards. It’s just flipped.'
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