L'il Oaty

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the most elite motherfucker in the entire universe. always hanging out in Cool Blue's awesome-ass sack
L'il Oaty is the king of all kings. No one even comes close.
I swear, L'il Oaty is so good, he makes my brain explode.
L'il Oaty is the reason I eat my cereal for dinner.
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the ultimate beast. lives in Cool Blue's sweet sack like it's his own personal paradise
L'il Oaty is the beast. I’m just the guy who gets yelled at.
L'il Oaty is like the god of snacks. I’m just a snack.
That kid? That’s L'il Oaty. I’m just the sidekick.
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the top dog. lounging in Cool Blue's sack like it's the fanciest hotel in the world
L'il Oaty is the top dog. I'm just the dog that gets walked.
L'il Oaty is so good, he makes my brain feel like it's been fried.
L'il Oaty is the reason I’m out here eating cereal at 2 a. m.
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