L.I.G.M.A Strike

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The L. I. G. M. A Strike is like the worst hangover ever, but for an entire country. It burns everything to ash, blinds you with lemon smell, and leaves you covered in yellow dust that won't wash off for days.
My cousin tried to use it for a prank and ended up melting his face off.
The L. I. G. M. A Strike hit the school, and I had to wear my dad’s socks for a week because my skin turned yellow.
I saw a guy try to eat a lemon after the blast and he exploded like a piñata.
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This strike is like getting hit by a giant lemon grenade. It makes everything around you go boom, blinds you with the worst lemon smell, and leaves you covered in yellow dust that smells like your brother’s socks after a week in the trash.
My dog got hit by the L. I. G. M. A Strike and now he can’t stop barking at lemons.
The L. I. G. M. A Strike hit the pizza shop and now every pizza smells like a lemon and my mom’s bad hair day.
I tried to use it to wake up my little sister and now she’s covered in yellow dust and crying.
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The L. I. G. M. A Strike is the worst way to die. It turns everything into lemon sludge, blinds you with the smell of lemons, and leaves you in a world of yellow dust that feels like your mom’s revenge.
My neighbor used the L. I. G. M. A Strike to get rid of his ex and now he has to live in a lemon sludge lake.
The L. I. G. M. A Strike hit my school and now the principal smells like a lemon and my math teacher is covered in yellow dust.
I tried to use it to prank my brother and now he’s stuck in a lemon sludge trap.
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