L.I.E.S.

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L. I. E. S. is when you lie so much you think your whole life is a fake check. No wonder you’re broke.

My mom said she got a raise, but her receipt says she bought a new car and a pizza for dinner.

My dad says he’s rich, but he still eats cereal for breakfast and wears the same shirt every day.

My sister said she’s going to college, but her application is just a nap and a TikTok.

L. I. E. S. is like a buffet of lies. You pick one, but then you eat them all and wonder why your brain hurts.

I told my teacher I did my homework. I didn’t. I just watched a movie and pretended it was a documentary.

My friend said he passed the test. He didn’t. He just guessed and cried for an hour.

My brother said he’s a chef. He just burns toast and calls it gourmet.

L. I. E. S. is when you lie so much your brain starts charging you for the lies. You’re paying for your own stupidity.

My mom said she won the lottery. She just won a free pizza and a coupon for a cup of coffee.

My brother said he’s a billionaire. He just has a piggy bank and a dream.

My sister said she’s going to Paris. She just went to the mall and called it a trip.

L. I. E. S. is like a lie that doesn’t want to be caught. It hides in your pockets and eats your money.

I told my teacher I finished my math homework. I just copied my dog’s answers and called it a day.

My friend said he’s got a job. He just has a side gig of pretending to work.

My brother said he’s rich. He just has a wallet with a dollar and a coupon.

L. I. E. S. is when you lie so much your brain gives up and starts telling the truth just to get you to stop.

My mom said she got a new car. It’s just a car she borrowed from her neighbor and calls it a rental.

My brother said he has a million dollars. He just has a savings account with a $10 bill and a dream.

My friend said he passed the test. He just cheated and got a C.