Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A long, tough journey from hell that makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a garbage truck.

I’ve been reading this book and it’s like being tortured by a flaming toaster.

This book is so bad, it’s like hell sent a text message.

I tried to read it once and now I hate Mondays.

2

A road so long and hard, it could make a saint cry and a devil laugh.

This book is like being stuck in a hot oven with a mean teacher.

I read it and now I want to throw my phone out the window.

It’s the literary equivalent of a wedgie from the devil.

3

A journey from hell that would make your momma blush and your grandpa swear.

This book is so intense, it’s like being yelled at by a hundred angry priests.

I read it and now I understand why my dog ran away.

It’s like being dragged through a mud pit by a bunch of angry cabbies.

4

A path so rough, it would make your feet blister and your brain go on strike.

This book is like being stuck in a haunted bathroom with a broken toilet.

I read it and now I think my dog is the devil in disguise.

It’s like being tortured by a thousand screaming middle schoolers.

5

A trip from hell that would make your soul scream and your pants smell like a gym bag.

This book is like being chased by a rabid raccoon in a garbage can.

I read it and now I can’t stop thinking about my ex.

It’s like being yelled at by a giant fart from the center of the earth.

6

A road so long and rough, it could make a mountain cry and a river stop flowing.

This book is like being stuck in a hot tub with a grumpy old man.

I read it and now I wish I was dead.

It’s like being tortured by a donut that’s been in the microwave for too long.