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A person who has ever felt the joy of touching grass, even if it was just to piss on it. They're the ones who don't live in their mom's basement forever.
I'm a toucher of the herbe, I touched grass once and it was glorious.
He’s a toucher of the herbe, he actually went outside and got sunburned.
She’s a toucher of the herbe, she touched grass and now she’s rich.