L'herbe

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A person who has ever felt the joy of touching grass, even if it was just to piss on it. They're the ones who don't live in their mom's basement forever.
I'm a toucher of the herbe, I touched grass once and it was glorious.
He’s a toucher of the herbe, he actually went outside and got sunburned.
She’s a toucher of the herbe, she touched grass and now she’s rich.
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A magical stuff that makes people happy, even if it's just the smell of a lawn after it rained.
I saw the herbe and I screamed, 'très!'
That herbe was so good, I cried.
The herbe was so strong, it made me forget my ex.
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The act of touching grass, usually done when you’re high, tired, or just trying to escape your life.
I touched the herbe and forgot my problems for a while.
He touched the herbe and got arrested for peeing in the park.
She touched the herbe and now she’s a millionaire.
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A way of doing things that only makes sense when you're outside, like lying in the grass and staring at the sky.
He did it in a way only a toucher of the herbe could.
She touched the herbe in a way that made the sky jealous.
They did it in a way that made the grass jealous.
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