Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who’s too lazy to live and loves flying machines and cars more than actual people (He’s also a shrimp)

I saw him driving a plane while eating a burger. Classic l. Gold. I.

He spent $2000 on a drone but can’t afford a toothbrush.

He tried to fly a car and ended up in a ditch. Still took a selfie.

2

A person who’s too short to be taken seriously and thinks vehicles are better than friends

He asked me to ride in his flying car instead of hanging out. I said no.

He had a robot for a friend. I had a friend. He lost.

He tried to race me in a plane. I won by walking.

3

A guy who doesn’t have a life and thinks planes and cars are way cooler than people (Also barely tall enough to reach the top shelf)

He spent all his money on a car that flies. Now he’s stuck in debt.

He tried to talk to me while driving a plane. I fell asleep.

He had a car that talked to him. I have a dog that ignores me.

4

A person who’s too short to be intimidating and thinks vehicles are the only thing worth loving

He tried to impress me with his flying car. I laughed so hard I cried.

He had a car that could fly and a robot for a pet. I have a cat that hates him.

He asked me to ride in his plane. I said no. Then he cried.

5

A human who’s too short to matter and spends all his time with planes and cars instead of people

He spent his whole weekend driving a plane. I spent mine sleeping.

He had a car that could fly. I had a car that wouldn’t start.

He tried to fly a plane. It crashed. He took a photo.

6

A guy with no life who thinks vehicles are the best thing ever and is shorter than a pizza slice

He tried to fly a car and crashed into a tree. Still took a picture.

He spent $5000 on a plane. I spent $5 on a sandwich.

He asked me to ride with him. I said no. He cried.