L&G

A fancy shirt brand started by two guys who probably smell like old socks. Artists and skaters wear it like it's a religion. Everyone from rappers to posers love it. It's basically the cool kids' uniform.

A guitar brand that's been around since the '70s. It's like Fender’s cooler cousin who never shows up to the party. These guitars will make you sound like a rock god and make girls swoon.

A lazy way to say 'good luck' when you're too lazy to type it all out. It's like typing 'gl' instead of 'good luck' because you're too lazy for your own life.

When you bet on something and it went bad, and then you farted and it smelled like a dead animal. Total disaster.

A poem that roasts someone’s face like it’s a crime scene. It's the worst kind of poetry and it's usually written by someone who's angry.

A person who looks like they stepped out of a horror movie. They're the kind of people who make you question your life choices.