L&F

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Lunch and fuck. A noonie. When you sneak a quickie during work because your boss is a goddamn idiot.
Hey, I just had an L&F in the break room. Your boss didn't notice.
L&F at 12:15. Boss is still eating his sandwich.
Lunch and fuck. My boss didn't even blink.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The L/F Ratio is like your Facebook friends liking your face. If you got 50 likes and 300 friends, that’s like 16.7% of your friends actually care about your face.
My L/F ratio is 2%. My friends are all fake.
I got 10 likes and 100 friends. My L/F ratio is 10%.
My L/F ratio is 20%. I’m the king of Facebook.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Literally and figuratively. When you say something that can be taken two ways, and it's usually the stupidest one.
I literally ate the whole cake. And I meant it figuratively.
He literally ran out of the room. I meant it figuratively.
She literally cried. I meant it figuratively.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Life of a fat ass. When you feel like you’ve turned into a human couch. Pronounced low-fuh.
I’m living the L&F. I can’t move.
L&F is my daily life. I eat and I sleep.
My L&F is 100% real. I’m a walking couch.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Fuck & Leave. When you do your business and then vanish like a ghost.
He came in, said hello, then left. Classic F&L.
She said she’d come back. She never did. F&L.
He left without saying goodbye. That’s F&L.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Figuratively and literally. When something you say can be taken both ways, and it’s usually the dumbest one.
He said he was literally hungry. I took it figuratively.
She literally cried. I took it figuratively.
He literally ran out of the room. I took it figuratively.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A friend who’s so protective of her other friends that she’ll yell at you if you make a joke. She takes everything seriously.
She yelled at me for making a joke. She’s an L&F friend.
I said something funny. She took it literally. She’s an L&F friend.
She’s so protective. She’s an L&F friend.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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