l'eremita

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1
A person who thinks dying during sex is the best way to go.
'I’d rather get run over by a truck than miss my chance to bone this hot guy.'
'She’s my new favorite. She’s got a 50% chance of killing me.'
'If I die, I’ll haunt her.'
2
Someone who would rather be dead than not have wild sex.
'I’d take a heart attack over a boring life.'
'If I can’t have wild sex, I might as well be dead.'
'I had a heart attack during a kiss. It was worth it.'
3
A person who’s too dumb to know that sex might kill them.
'I don’t care if I die. I’m going for it.'
'I had no idea I was about to get stabbed by a love letter.'
'He was hot. I didn’t think about the knife in his hand.'
4
A person who thinks love is a deadly sport.
'I’m like a gladiator. I fight for love.'
'Love is a battlefield. I’m ready to die.'
'I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of not loving.'
5
Someone who would rather have a fatal heart attack than not have wild sex.
'I had a heart attack while doing the wild thing. It was worth it.'
'I died during a kiss. I’m in heaven.'
'I didn’t care if I died. I was too busy having fun.'
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