l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome

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L is when you're stuck on something like a stupid habit for years and can't stop.

I've been eating pizza every day since 2010. I can't even remember my own life anymore.

My brother still listens to the same 3 songs from 2002. It's like he's trapped in a time machine.

I've been wearing the same hoodie for 5 years. It's got more sweat than my brain has logic.

E is when you go overboard with something like you're trying to impress a ghost.

She drank 10 energy drinks before her exam. She passed, but now she's hyper and loud.

He texted his crush 50 times in one day. She blocked him. He cried.

He ate 12 donuts in one sitting. His pants exploded.

M is when you're too busy doing your own thing to care about anyone else.

He was too busy watching TikTok to answer his mom's call. She yelled through the phone.

She was too busy texting her boyfriend to notice her teacher walking up behind her. She got a pop quiz.

He was too busy eating pizza to do his homework. His grade dropped to a D.

U is when you're too young to know what you're doing, but you still try.

He tried to drink a whole bottle of soda. He got a stomach ache and a headache.

She tried to wear makeup to school. Her face looked like a war zone.

He tried to flirt with his teacher. She gave him a detention.

R is when something is so good it makes your brain shut off.

That burger was so good, I forgot my name.

That cake was so good, I cried.

That pizza was so good, I walked into a wall.

S is when you're not just imagining it, you're really doing it. And it's real.

He actually had sex with his crush. He was blushing for a week.

She actually had sex with her teacher. She got suspended.

He actually had sex with his brother. It was awkward and weird.