Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a man who thinks he's a king but only owns one shoe and a bad attitude

L'Eee just showed up at the club and told the bouncer to move or get ran over.

My cousin's L'Eee. He promised me a car if I brought him 10 girls.

L'Eee called my mom a 'disgrace to the block' because she wore socks.

2

a guy who thinks he's the main character of a movie that no one wants to watch

L'Eee was flexing his fake watch in the parking lot like he was in a movie.

He called me a 'weak link' because I didn't bring him six pizzas.

L'Eee told my dog to shut up or he'd get kicked out of the block.

3

a man who thinks he's the most important person in the universe and everyone else is just background noise

L'Eee showed up at my house and told my dad he was 'unfit to be a father.'

He called my phone a 'piece of junk' because it didn't have a fancy screen.

L'Eee said my mom was 'too loud' and she had to leave the room.

4

a guy who thinks he's the only one who can ride a bike and everyone else is just riding in the wrong direction

L'Eee got on a bike and rode straight into a traffic light like it was a challenge.

He told my brother he was 'too slow' for the block.

L'Eee tried to teach my dog to ride a bike and it ended in tears.

5

a man who thinks he's the only one who can talk and everyone else just makes noise

L'Eee talked for 30 minutes straight and no one else got a word in.

He called my phone a 'noise machine' and said I was 'too loud.'

L'Eee told my mom she was 'too noisy' and she left the room again.

6

a guy who thinks he's the only one who can eat and everyone else just chows down like they're in a hurry

L'Eee took three minutes to eat one burger and called it 'a masterpiece.'

He told my brother he was 'too fast' for the block.

L'Eee said my dog was 'too messy' for the table.