L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full

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L+Bozo is when you’re so bad at life you make babies cry before they’re born.
Bro, you got a 12 kill death ratio and still got L+Bozo on your profile.
I tried to explain the game to him, and he asked if it was a type of pizza.
He walked into a battle with a banana and a death wish.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ratio is when you’re so bad you make the moon look good.
He got ratio’d by a 10-year-old playing on easy mode.
I asked him if he’d ever played the game before, and he said no, but he’s been playing for 6 years.
He tried to ratio me, but I ratio’d him back so hard his grandma got ratio’d.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Touch grass is when you’re so bad you think the ground is a personal insult.
He got touch grass’d by a guy who’s never even touched a keyboard before.
He tried to play the game and didn’t even know how to move.
He said the grass was out to get him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Noob is when you’re so bad you think the game is a conspiracy.
He called the game a scam and said it was rigged against him.
He got noob’d by a kid who’s been playing for 2 days.
He tried to beat the game but got noob’d so hard he got a noob certificate.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Newbie is when you think you’re a pro, but you’re just a baby with a controller.
He called himself a pro, but he couldn’t even beat the tutorial.
He got newbie’d by a guy who plays with his feet.
He tried to be cool, but he was just a newbie who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Stinky is when you’re so bad you make the air smell like regret.
He got stinky’d by a guy who smells like a trash can.
He tried to play the game but got stinky’d so hard he got a stinky certificate.
He said the game was stinky, but it was just him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L Man is when you’re so bad you think you’re a legend, but you’re just a legend of failure.
He called himself an L Man, but he got L’d by a guy who just started playing.
He said he was the L Man, but he got L’d by a kid who plays with his feet.
He tried to be cool, but he was just an L Man who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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W Less is when you’re so bad you think you’re a pro, but you’re just a pro at getting wrecked.
He called himself W Less, but he got wrecked by a kid who just started playing.
He said he was W Less, but he got wrecked so hard he got a wrecked certificate.
He tried to be cool, but he was just W Less who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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L Full is when you’re so bad you think you’re a pro, but you’re just a pro at being bad.
He called himself L Full, but he got L’d by a kid who just started playing.
He said he was L Full, but he got L’d so hard he got an L certificate.
He tried to be cool, but he was just L Full who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This whole thing is when you’re so bad you think you’re a legend, but you’re just a legend of failure and bad smells.
He got L+Bozo, ratio, touch grass, noob, newbie, stinky, L Man, W Less, and L Full all at once.
He tried to be cool, but he was just a noob who didn’t know what cool was.
He got all the titles and still didn’t know how to play the game.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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