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Chatting with a bottom in the LGBTQ+ crew is like getting hit with a brain-blasting headache and being forced to listen to their whole life story in one go.
You asked them how they felt about the party. They told you about their childhood, their ex, and their cat's death in 3 minutes.
You said 'Hey, how's it going?' They responded with a 10-minute rant about their dating life and their therapist.
You just wanted to know what they ordered. They explained their entire life choices.
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Talking to a bottom who's also LGBTQ+ is like getting trapped in a long, boring story that has no ending and makes you question your life choices.
You asked how the date went. They explained every little detail, including what the guy wore and what he said about his mom.
You said 'How’s your day?' They answered with a story about their day, their week, and their entire year.
You just wanted to know what they were doing. They told you about their entire life.
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Conversing with a bottom from the LGBTQ+ world is like being forced to listen to a never-ending monologue that makes your brain scream for mercy.
You asked them about the movie. They told you about the plot, the actors, their opinions, and their therapist.
You said 'How’s your day?' They answered with a 15-minute story about their day and their entire life.
You just wanted to know what they wanted. They told you about their whole life, their ex, and their cat.
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When you talk to a bottom in the LGBTQ+ world, it’s like being dragged into a long, messy conversation that you never wanted to have.
You asked how the party was. They told you about the food, the music, their ex, and their dog’s death.
You said ‘What’s up?’ They answered with a 10-minute story about their day, their problems, and their cat’s behavior.
You just wanted a simple answer. They gave you a full life story.
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Talking to a bottom from the LGBTQ+ world is like being stuck in a conversation that goes on forever and never ends.
You asked how the date went. They told you about every detail, including the guy’s shirt, his shoes, and his mom’s opinion.
You said ‘Hey, how’s it going?’ They answered with a 5-minute story about their entire life and their cat’s new friend.
You just wanted to know what they were doing. They told you about their whole week.
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