L.B.O.E.

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The lowest bitch on Earth. A person so bad at everything they make everyone else look good by comparison.

My cousin is the L. B. O. E. She failed math and still thinks she’s cool.

The L. B. O. E. of our school got suspended for eating a whole pizza during lunch.

My mom called my dad the L. B. O. E. because he spilled coffee on the president’s speech.

A person who does a little of everything. They’re like a messy jumble of skills and no focus. They don’t care about being good at one thing.

My friend is an L. B. O. E. She draws, sings, and eats tacos, but she can’t do any of them well.

My teacher said I’m an L. B. O. E. because I do homework but also doodle on it.

My dog is an L. B. O. E. He barks, chews shoes, and stares at the wall like it owes him money.

A brain that doesn’t fit in a box. It’s like a kid who doesn’t know what subject they are in and just answers questions randomly.

My brother is an L. B. O. E. He thinks math is just counting and spelling is just yelling.

My teacher called me an L. B. O. E. because I answered the science question with a joke about pizza.

My dog is an L. B. O. E. He thinks the mailman is his best friend and barks at the TV like it’s a rival.