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A nickname for a hockey player who was so good, he made his own team look like a bunch of fat old men tripping over their own feet. He was so smooth, he could skate through a wall and still make a goal look easy.
"That Kovalev guy? He’s the reason I quit hockey. I used to be a decent player, now I’m just a guy who cries in the bathroom.", @DadWhoHatesSports
"He was like a god on ice. I tried to copy him. Now I’m just a guy who occasionally makes a goal.", @KidWhoHatesLife
"He’s the only guy who could make a missed shot look like a masterpiece. I just stood there and stared.", @PersonWhoLovesSports