L'Ardoise

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a tiny town near St. Peter's where all the kids either play softball or hockey or spend their lives driving around in cheap Honda's or trucks that look like they've been hit by a train and try to see who can make the shakiest turn and who has the loudest exhaust that sounds like a dying elephant

My cousin tried to show off in L'Ardoise by doing a U-turn at 60 mph. His truck flipped over. Classic.

The guy at the gas station said his exhaust is so loud it scared the cows. I believe him.

I saw two guys in L'Ardoise racing through the town like it was a drag strip. One guy's truck caught fire. It was awesome.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

a place near St. Peter's where people either play sports or spend all day trying to outdrive each other in their junk cars or trucks that look like they were built in a junkyard by a kid with a screwdriver and a lot of rage

My uncle tried to show off in L'Ardoise by making a turn so fast his car almost went into the ditch. He laughed like it was the best thing ever.

The guy at the diner said his truck's exhaust is louder than his voice. I don't doubt it.

I watched two guys in L'Ardoise try to race each other in their trucks. One guy's truck looked like it had been hit by a brick. It was wild.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

a boring little town near St. Peter's where people either play sports or spend their time driving around in old Honda's or trucks that look like they've been in a fight and try to see who can make the shakiest turn and who has the loudest exhaust that sounds like a dragon screaming

My cousin tried to show off in L'Ardoise by doing a turn so fast his car almost flipped. He said it was worth it.

The guy at the gas station said his truck's exhaust is so loud it scares the dogs. I believe him.

I saw two guys in L'Ardoise trying to outdrive each other in their trucks. One guy's truck looked like it had been run over by a bus. It was brutal.

by Slangipedia 9d ago