L.A.P.S.

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L. A. P. S. is when parents are so lazy and stupid they let their kids run wild like feral animals. It's like letting a tornado loose in a candy store.
My kid threw a tantrum in the middle of the airport because I didn't buy him a fifth airplane toy.
Your kid bit the cashier because you didn't shut him up before the store closed.
My son ran through the mall screaming like a banshee and knocked over a display of snacks.
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L. A. P. S. is when parents are so clueless they think their kids are just being playful, but really they're just being monsters.
My kid screamed in the restaurant like he was being tortured and no one tried to stop him.
Your kid threw a fit in the toy store like it was a war zone and you let it happen.
My daughter ran into the grocery store like a maniac and stole a bag of chips.
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L. A. P. S. is when parents are so lazy they let their kids turn into wild animals. It's like raising a pack of wolves in a shopping mall.
My kid ran through the restaurant like he was on a mission and knocked over my food.
Your kid had a meltdown in the toy store like it was the end of the world.
My son screamed in the mall like he had been wronged by the entire universe.
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L. A. P. S. is when parents are so lazy and dumb they let their kids run rampant like they're on a sugar high and also have a mental disorder.
My kid threw a tantrum in the airport like it was a war and no one tried to stop him.
Your kid screamed in the toy store like he was being tortured and you let it happen.
My daughter ran through the grocery store like a lunatic and stole a whole bag of candy.
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L. A. P. S. is when parents are so lazy and clueless they let their kids turn into monsters in public places. It's like watching a horror movie in real life.
My kid ran through the restaurant like he was on fire and no one tried to stop him.
Your kid had a meltdown in the mall like it was the apocalypse.
My son screamed in the toy store like he was being tortured and you let it happen.
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