L.A.N.P.

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Leggings Are Not Pants. They’re just fancy sweatpants that try to pass as clothing. If you wear them with a T-shirt on a freezing day, you're not stylish, you're just a sad excuse for a human being.
My mom saw me wearing leggings and a T-shirt and said, 'You look like you fell into a freezer.'
At school, my friend wore leggings and a T-shirt and got called 'the human ice cream cone.'
My dad wore leggings and a T-shirt to work and got yelled at by his boss.
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Leggings Are Not Pants. They're like the loser brother of pants, no one respects them. If you wear them with a T-shirt, you're basically saying, 'I don't care if it's 25 degrees outside.'
My sister wore leggings and a T-shirt and got teased for looking like a 'walking sock.'
My brother wore leggings and a T-shirt to the grocery store and got called 'the human pajama.'
My teacher wore leggings and a T-shirt and told the class, 'This is how I look when I’m not trying.'
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Leggings Are Not Pants. They're basically just a lie. Wearing them with a T-shirt is like wearing a lie in public. It’s embarrassing and you're probably going to get called out for it.
My friend wore leggings and a T-shirt and got called out by her crush. 'You look like you're hiding from the cold.'
My cousin wore leggings and a T-shirt to the party and got called 'the human blanket.'
My neighbor wore leggings and a T-shirt and got yelled at by the mailman.
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