L'Ange-Gardien

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A tiny town so far out it’s like the universe forgot about it. Some rednecks live there and still think the moon is a government conspiracy.

My cousin lives in L'Ange-Gardien. He thinks the internet is a myth.

The mayor of L'Ange-Gardien still uses a rotary phone.

They haven’t had power since 1997, and nobody cares.

A backwoods hole in the ground where people live like it’s the year 1850. They don’t even have Wi-Fi.

My aunt said she got married in L'Ange-Gardien. No one even had phones.

They still hunt with bows and arrows in L'Ange-Gardien.

The only signal they get is from the neighbor’s old radio.

A place so remote it’s like it’s been abandoned by God. Rednecks there think the sky is just a big ceiling.

The only time they get news is when the mail truck breaks down.

They think the sun comes up because it’s tired.

The last time they had electricity, they burned down the town.