La'Neyah

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La'Neyah is a fake angel who only shows up when you need help and then leaves you to cry in the corner.
La'Neyah showed up with snacks but left me with a math test.
She texted me 'I'm here for you' and then blocked me.
She cried with me for five minutes and then left me to do my homework alone.
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La'Neyah is like a love potion that only works if you're already broken.
She gave me a love potion and it just made my lunch taste worse.
I drank it and now I can't stop crying over my ex.
It turned my math test into a sob story.
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La'Neyah is the reason your mom texts you every day and asks why you're still single.
My mom texts me like a detective asking why I'm still single.
She sent me a photo of my ex and said, 'That's why.'
She called me and said, 'La'Neyah is trying to steal your heart.'
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