La'Nasya

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A hot mess you can't stand but also can't stand to leave. She's got more mood swings than a broke kid at a candy store, but when she's good, she's damn good.
You text her at 2 a. m. She replies with a crying face emoji and a middle finger.
She broke up with you because you forgot her birthday. Then she came back because you remembered her ex's birthday.
She texted you a selfie with a bruise on her face and said, 'This is what you get for being cute.'
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She's like a rollercoaster with a bad attitude. You love her, but she'll make you throw up and then beg for more.
She said, 'I love you,' then left you at the mall with your ex.
She texted you a video of her crying in the shower and said, 'This is your fault.'
She broke your phone because you didn't bring her pizza.
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A tiny firecracker who makes your life a mess, but you'd die for her. She's short, but she'll punch you in the face if you say one bad thing about her.
She texted you, 'You're dead to me,' then sent a photo of her eating pizza with your ex.
She showed up at your house with a bag of chips and a death threat.
She called you at work and said, 'You're gonna pay for this.'
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