Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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L'amour is the French word for love, but it's also the reason why your brain short-circuits when you see someone hot.

My ex said I was l'amour. I said, 'You're just my l'amour for a few months.'

My crush said 'l'amour' in French. I said, 'You're the l'amour of my lunch break.'

My mom said, 'You're my l'amour.' I said, 'You're my l'amour until you forget to feed me.'

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L'amour is a love story, but it's also a love novel that your life becomes when you're too dumb to realize you're in one.

My love story with my crush is a love novel. My mom says I'm the main character. I say I'm the main character who's too dumb to notice it's a love novel.

My love story with my crush is a love novel. My crush says I'm the main character. I say I'm the main character who's too dumb to realize it's a love novel.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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L'amour is your love of your life, but it's also the reason you're too distracted to do your homework.

My love of my life is my crush. My mom says, 'You're too distracted to do your homework.' I say, 'I'm too distracted to do my homework because of my love of my life.'

My love of my life is my crush. My crush says, 'You're too distracted to do your homework.' I say, 'I'm too distracted to do my homework because of my love of my life.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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L'amour is a fancy way of saying 'Do you want to have sex with me tonight?' but it's also a fancy way of saying 'Your pants are about to drop.'

My crush said, 'Tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?' I said, 'I think your pants are about to drop.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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L'amour is the love you feel for someone, but it's also the reason you're too dumb to understand why your brain is doing flips.

My love for my crush is the reason my brain is doing flips. My mom says, 'You're too dumb to understand why your brain is doing flips.'

My love for my crush is the reason my brain is doing flips. My crush says, 'You're too dumb to understand why your brain is doing flips.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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L'amour is the love you feel for someone, but it's also the reason you're too dumb to understand why your brain is doing flips.

My love for my crush is the reason my brain is doing flips. My mom says, 'You're too dumb to understand why your brain is doing flips.'

My love for my crush is the reason my brain is doing flips. My crush says, 'You're too dumb to understand why your brain is doing flips.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago