Laipii

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A Laipii is like a saint but with more swear words and less robes. She’s the human version of a glitter bomb, always making everything brighter, even when you’re being a total mess.
My Laipii showed up at my apartment with pizza and a speech about how I was a disgrace to humanity. I ate the pizza and cried.
She sent me a text that said, 'You’re a turd, but I still love you.' I replied with a photo of my cat wearing a crown.
At my job, my Laipii walked in and said, 'You’re fired, but I’ll still buy you lunch.' I took the lunch and the firing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Laipii is someone who would give you their last dollar and still ask if you wanted more. She’s like a rainbow after a poop storm, beautiful and totally unpredictable.
My Laipii gave me $20 and said, 'Buy something nice. I know you’re too cheap to buy anything else.' I bought a burger and felt guilty.
She texted me, 'I love you more than I love my ex, my mom, and my second favorite pizza.' I replied, 'That’s a lot of love.'
At my birthday party, my Laipii showed up with cake and a speech about how I was the worst person she’d ever met. I ate the cake and took it as a compliment.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Laipii is like a golden retriever who also knows how to cuss. She’s the kind of person who would fight a dragon for you just to make sure you got enough fries.
My Laipii fought a dragon for me and came back with fries. I ate the fries and said, 'You’re my hero.'
She texted me, 'I would die for you, but I’d also die if you didn’t stop being so annoying.' I replied with a meme about dragons and fries.
At the mall, my Laipii yelled at a store employee for giving me the wrong shirt. I got the right shirt and a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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