Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something so stupid it makes you want to punch the person who said it

Bro said the sky is pink. I looked up and it was still blue. Laious.

My mom thinks pineapple belongs on pizza. Laious.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. I got a B- for that.

2

A lie so big it could fit a whole herd of elephants

My dad said he saw a dinosaur in the mall. Laious.

My friend said he can breathe underwater. I asked him to prove it. Laious.

My uncle said he can fly. He tried. He crashed into a tree. Laious.

3

A story so fake it should be banned from all classrooms

My teacher told us aliens came to our school. Laious.

My cousin said he dated a ghost. Laious.

My brother said he can talk to dogs. They just stared at him. Laious.

4

A statement so dumb it could make a baby cry

My dad said the sun is green. Laious.

My neighbor said he can turn invisible. I saw him eating pizza. Laious.

My friend said he can run faster than a car. He tripped. Laious.

5

Something so fake it should be thrown in the trash

My mom said she can cook a dragon. Laious.

My teacher said we can bring cats to school. Laious.

My brother said he can read minds. He asked me what I was thinking. I said 'nothing.' He was confused. Laious.